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I’m finally settled into my new crib, which would be the cause of my long hiatus from posting here + some hugenormous campaigns I’m building on Google (ones got 2000 keywords with 250+ ad groups). So without wasting any extra time cause I gotta get ready for class, lets take a look at my crib.

If you remember this old post, you’ll see some pictures of my old apartment. It would be fine for someone who likes living in a cardboard box. Now with all this money I be makin’ on the Internets, its time to move out.

The aftermath of packing… Wonder how happy my landlord was to get to pick that shit all up. Made sure I threw away all my ex-gfs stuff she left at my place and never took back. Haha.

It took a while to get everything into my room as traffic was a bitch (even though this place is only about 2 km from my old place), and the elevator ended up taking my stuff up to my floor without me in it, but me and a few friends managed it. I bought them some food and drinks for payment in helping me set up… friends are easy to buy here. Lol

So lets take a peak shall we. You walk into the room and see this:

That would be the living room with a dining set on the left and an awesome balcony over looking the pool that all the sexy Japanese chicks swim in. I’ll try and get some shots when I spy them out there. ;)

I used to have my two computers, TV and PS3 all on the same desk. Now, I’ve got separate area just for the sexy LCD screen and PS3 to entertain guests. I honestly don’t play that much anymore (waiting for Final Fantasy and the final version of Grand Turismo), but when my friends were in my room they were addicted to Soul Caliber.

To the right of the door is the kitchen. It’s pimping with a clothes washer (yes, clothes washer), full size fridge, electric stove top and over + hood, and microwave. I was hungry, so I decided to cook something for myself for the first time in about 1 year, or since the last time I went to America.

Was my bacon and egg sandwich good? Actually, it was the best bacon and egg sandwich I’ve ever eaten. I’ve hardly ever cooked a thing in my life, but day-ummmmmmn. This was tasty. The bacon was juicy, eggs were done just right, and the stove-toasted bread was just toasty enough. Be jealous. Not many affiliate marketers got cookin’ skillz like me. John Chow FTW!

Upstairs (Duplex condo… say what!? Hell Yeahz…) we’ve got my bedroom with another view of the sexy chicks swimming in the pool and those weird whities makin’ love in the opposite building. Bedsheets are for women. They’ll be put into use soon, but for now I need some time to unpack and rest.

My cleaned up workspace. This is where the Adwords and Facebook magic happens (fuck Myspace shinnanigans). The surround sound set up is awesome not that its a bit more spread out and wrapped around me. Porn never sounded better. Speaking of which I blocked out the porno I was DL’in on my notebook with my Plum card envelope. Plum FTW!

Finally, the master bathroom (there is a small half bathroom for guests downstairs) where I get to touch myself and get shiny. It’s got a bathtub! Most traditional Thai bathrooms don’t have one (just a floor with a hole for water to go down), so to get one is awesome. The ladies are gonna love it (or maybe they’ll be confused and wonder why there isn’t just a hole in the floor).

That’s it for my condo update. I’ve still got some things to move around, but it’s pretty much all set. It’s going to be awesome staying here, I can already tell. It’s quiet, in an amazing neighborhood surrounded by clubs, and there are hot Japanese chicks here. Japanese chicks in Thailand FTW!

If you’ve got some questions to ask, ask and I’ll try and follow them up in a couple days. I might work on a new layout for the blog with some links that should really help you guys get to at least 50 dollars a day in profit.