I’m no professional at what I do. Think of my blog as more as a consulting resource, giving out my opinions, thoughts and personal advice, some of which might not be in your best interest to listen to or follow. In fact, DO NOT TRY ANYTHING YOU SEE HERE. All stunts were performed by trained professionals… or idiots taking a risk. Either way, don’t hold me responsible when I tell you something worked for me, then you tried it and you failed and lost a bazillion dollars… A BAZILLION!

If you get d-rolled from any links, or links on any links I post, its funny, unless you get fired from your job for surfing gay porn websites on the job. In that case, I’m still not responsible. Stop reading my blog and keep making your boss rich (in this case maybe getting fired would be better anyways).

Assume I make money from this blog. Assume it is a million dollars a second give or take $1 million a second.* I make money through posts, advertisements, affiliate sales, my own products, and I deal drugs out to my readers… mostly made up of Acai. Sell Berries Make Monies!

*Any claims about online monies I make may not be typical results… Results may vary from user to user.

Okay.. now suck it FTC.