Archive for the ‘Facebook’ Category

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Ooo Ooo New Facebook Advertising Platform Features

Gonna make this quick and simple so you nubs can go take a look at it yourself. First of all, big spenders are getting ad managers to relay shit to instead of those horrible interns (they’re not actually interns, though, apparently Facebook pays someone to click disapprove… silly). I guess I don’t qualify as a [...]

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Increasing Facebook Click Prices

I’m sure most of you have experienced the super inflation of click costs on Facebook. Seems like some of you looking for some extra income in this stupid economic depression have been jumping on Facebook with click prices that make my head hurt. The problem can be solved by A) everyone decreasing their click prices [...]

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Myspace Advertising

Alright, that last post I made I just got kinda lazy on. I was hungry so I had to eat. What I gave a link to was the new Myspace advertising platform, Myspace Self-Serve Advertising. Now, Myspace is trying to use this for shitty emo myspace bands that are just trying to link to their [...]

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Things You Should Know About Facebook Traffic

Most of this stuff should be obvious to the marketing veterans, so you should probably just ignore my posts. Infact, I don’t know why any of you would read my posts. You probably make more money than me off of just about everything. For you IM noobs, here’s some notes about Facebook traffic.
Advertisers hate Facebook [...]

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Be Prepared to Lose

Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of experimenting with Facebook. I’ve been travelling outside of the normal niches and common ads you see on Facebook (boobies), and it has really been paying off. That isn’t to say I’ve lost a bit along the way, as well.
Finding a unique offer is probably one of the hardest [...]

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As You May Have Noticed…

As you may have noticed, I’ve been away for a while. Actually I’ve just been too damn lazy to update this blog. Gotta get my butt into shape when it comes to that.
What else you may have noticed is that Facebook is effing shit right now. I paid off all my dues and was like, [...]

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Questions About Facebook That I Hate Answering

Alright! You noobs keep emailing me and asking me about Facebook and how to game it. A lot of it is the normal give me your ads, pictures and demographics plz k thx kinda message. Well, I ain’t gonna do that for you. The point of my counseling service is to exchange ideas and how [...]

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Facebook Interns Are Retarded

I can’t even begin to count how many times I’ve heard this phrase. But you know what? You should be thankful of this.
Who does the Facebook team of interns disapproving your ads consist of? Mostly, a bunch of clueless American college drones looking to scrape up some cash with an easy job. They sit in [...]